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Evil Penguins Horoscope for 2010
Aries (March21-April19)
You'll need to rely more on your primitive side to get ahead this year. Don't be afraid to bark. Mark your territory. Fling poo if you must.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Never underestimate your stupidity. Remember there are no stupid questions--just stupid people.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Seize the Day. Grab it by its lower limbs and raise them high over its head and shake it like there's no tomorrow.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Your goal will appear to be closer, but it's only an optical illusion.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
This year will be a year of reflection, introspection, looking back and figuring out how you managed to botch the previous year, and what you need to do to better conceal your lack of intelligence.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
The stars are lining up and happiness is finally headed your way—wait—oh, they're just airplane lights. Much misfortune and wretchedness continues your way.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 23)
No two snowflakes are alike. No two droppings are the same. Find the uniqueness that is you.

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)
Wealth doesn't bring happiness. Knowing you have it when others don't surely does.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
You'll need to start kissing ass earlier this year to thwart the misery headed your way. Remember that shame is in the eye of the beholder.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Since whining and complaining hasn't taken you very far last year, you may want to try keeping that pie hole shut this year.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
'Tis the year for sharing. Share your unhappiness, your misery, your frugality. No need to keep them to yourself.

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
This year will be all about taking risks. Your life can't get any worse.

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Penguins. They're everywhere--gracing movie screens, Coke ads, and merchandise. But don't let those happy feet fool you. When they're not surfing or marching bravely across the Antarctic, penguins have a whole other agenda. And it isn't pretty.

In Evil Penguins, Elia Anie captures the antics of cute little birds who have gone over to the dark side. Here are cartoons of penguins leading revolts, giving SpongeBob a swirly, causing plagues, clubbing baby seals, killing Eskimos while dressed as ninjas, and wreaking havoc in dozens of other hysterically appalling ways.

If you thought the worst a penguin could do is make you feel guilty about global warming, think again. A perfect gift book and a must-have for both penguin lovers and those who know that evil can come in even the cuddliest packages.

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La La the king penguin. He was rescued from a fisherman's line and refused to leave after he was healed. He is a beloved pet for the rescuer's family in Japan. See him wearing a backpack and going shopping for fish.

You have to see this one--trust me. Jeux Sans Frontieres from BBC, a European TV game show, originally inspired by Charles de Gaulle himself. Try not to wet yourself like the announcer did.

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Here are videos of Evil Penguins running around in London causing mayhem.